It rained, oh boy did it rain! The last time it rained that much was when there was an old bearded geezer loading up his boat with animals 2  by 2. I've got a bloody big bruise from falling off the table while dancing in the disco (not my fault, the table leg gave way because of the other 2 fat bastards). Hi to all the people I filmed with the video camera in the queue for the bogs, waiting for chips, in the food tent, outside the disco, & everywhere else I went with it. Dawn, Paula & Stacey from the Jokers S.C.- your secrets are safe.     Setting off on Friday, outside the CoachHouse in Shoreham   Me, Kelly & Terri in Tesco's in Colchester, Saturday morning. Getting essential supplies of beer & doughnuts     The Bish's scoots '2-bottle Tim' & his dancin' trousers - waiting for the disco to start on friday night   secret trapdoor back to TheBollocksPage...